|Friday, June 10th, 2005|
Hmm.. I was just reminded that this exists because someone posted an add and I had to delete it.
I feel its a good enough time as any to say that VBH is no longer something I support. Yea, it was essentially just a joke, an excust to use broad generalizations to seemingly equal the playing field or something, but I'm done with it in joke and not.
Every broken heart I've ever had has had much more to do with me opening up my heart far to early and for the wrong reasons. Wrong doings have been done to me by the opposite sex, but I have done uncountable things that I regret myself. Nobody is innocent.
It is finished. Current Mood: mellow
|Friday, February 20th, 2004|
GUESS WHO'S BACK?
Oh yes friends, its me and I believe I told this community that I would soon feel like posting under the Vaginas Break Hearts name soon enough. Unfortunately, I was right.
That is all.
|Friday, February 13th, 2004|
Vaginas break hearts 'cause they think they're entitled. Any penis that thinks its entitled is a lonely penis indeed.
If I hear one person bitching about "OMG IM SO LONELY" tomorrow I'm gonna kick there teeth in. Valentines day is the best day to be single. Just sit back and watch all the folks in relationships as their idealistic expectations of what should happen aren't met and they fall into the black hole of ddddddraaaaammmmmaaaa. Current Mood: stoked
|Friday, January 28th, 2005|
|Sunday, January 5th, 2003|
I had the urge to do a full write explanation of the motivation behind me starting VBH and why I still subscribe to its theories, but I think I will edit it down for time.
Essentially, VBH was started with a run-in I had with a girl about a year ago. It was short lived due to umm....her being a wack bitch for lack of a better term. I am way too good at getting attached too quickly and got pretty fucked up emotionally over the whole thing.. Looking back over the few romantic type interactions with girls I realized that they had caused me tons of pain. The previously mentioned easy attachment I get had hurt me badly on many occasions.. It is true that I had some good times with one girl several years back, but even that had caused more pain in the long run than it was worth. Essentially I came to the conclusion that girls had really had only one effect on me when it came to past-friendship class relationships and it was breaking my heart. One day I randomly left the "Vaginas Break Hearts" away message up and thus the phrase was born.
I guess I should really note that the "breaking hearts" is not neccesarily something that the females usually do on purpose. There have been many times where I have developed a deep fondness for a girl, but I end up being the farthest thing from her mind. She really didn't do anything bad, but even involuntary rejection still feels like a cold knife in the stomach. Adapting the anti-relationship VBH view allowed me to avoid the heartbreak.
I wish I could say its been an easy battle. There's only one thing I wish for more than a girl to share life with: to never have my heart torn in two anymore. In the end I think I am better of being a little lonely than being completely lonely and rejected. Current Mood: tired
|Monday, December 23rd, 2002|
Dude Sebadoh's "ocean" is so a vbh song...check it and dig it gents...
|Thursday, November 14th, 2002|
"Falling in love is like setting yourself on fire and hoping not to get burned"
|Wednesday, October 30th, 2002|
WATCH IT LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRLS!!!!!!! ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT RESSIT THE CHARMS OF PAUL HERMANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH YOUR HEARTS AND BRING YOUR DUCKT TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|Monday, September 16th, 2002|
Girl says she's really busy and has no time to hang out until next month after hanging out 2-3 times a week for a couple months. Ya know something isn't right or mutual.
a brothas gotta move on.
vbh for realz
|Sunday, September 1st, 2002|
God fucking damn it.
..in other news, VBH tattoo coming this month, hopefully. Current Mood: frustrated
|Saturday, August 24th, 2002|
Curl Up and Die had it right:
Unfortunately we're not robots.
|Friday, August 23rd, 2002|
this is important:
In order for Vaginas Break Hearts to function effectively, it is imperative that it be pointed out that other body parts can break hearts as well. Please be warned of the following heart breaking body parts:
--third eyelash on the left
--penis (especially when a vagina was expected)
--anything found on a goat
consider yourself warned. Current Mood: amuseded
|Friday, August 2nd, 2002|
|Monday, July 29th, 2002|
One post before bed
Harshest thing ever that happened to someone I work with:
Guy goes out with girlfriend for something like three years. They break up. They get back together like two months later. In that one and a half months she has lost her virginity. Seriously.. V.B.H. material, bigtime.. How harsh is that?
Poor kid. Current Mood: amazed
|Friday, July 19th, 2002|
|Thursday, July 11th, 2002|
Its like those bars that come down and keep you from driving your car in front of a train.
|Thursday, June 27th, 2002|
I hate stupid boyfriends....
All I have to say is that I hate brutal boyfriends that are really lame...yes I am somewhat jealous...why can't she be aware of his ass'ness...story of my life!!!
Paul Current Mood: bitchy
|Friday, June 21st, 2002|
DAMN IT! I put this in the wrong journal.. Current Mood: coughing
|Saturday, June 15th, 2002|
Songs for vbh...
I heard josh's cd for vbh and it was really weak...too much hardcore for me...so here is what I think a real vbh list should go by...I was going to put some Dashboard songs but the thing is any of his albums could be a VBH record...
2.Bob Dylan-Don't think twice
3.Ben Folds Five-Song for the dumped
5.Phantom Planet-Lonely Day
6.Pedro the Lion-Of Minor Prophets And Their Prostitute Wives
7.Tom Petty-even the losers
8.Beach Boys-wouldn't it be nice
10.The Cure-Boys don't cry
11.Further seems forever-Just until sundown
12.Fountains of Wayne-Denise
13.Damien Jurado-Love the same
14.Pedro the Lion-Bad Diary Days
15.Counting Crows-Long December
...can anyone beat that...NO!!!!!!...thats what I thought...
Paul Current Mood: accomplished